Blaster Bates
English comedian
Died when: 83 years 208 days (1002 months)Star Sign: Aquarius
Blaster Bates was the name used by Derek Macintosh Bates (5 February 1923 – 1 September 2006), an English explosives and demolition expert and raconteur, who was born in Crewe.
He made a series of sound recordings from the 1960s to 1980s, recounting bizarre and funny experiences from his long career, and tales of his hobbies of motorcycling, hunting and shooting.
He was much in demand as an after-dinner speaker.His tales often featured coarse language.Once, for instance, he was hired to clear out a farm's septic tank using explosives, an episode Bates described as "The Shower of Shit Over Cheshire".
On another occasion he surprised a young couple in what he described as 'a compromising position' whilst clearing trees for the Oulton Park racing circuit, an incident which gave the Knickerbrook corner its name.
Bates served with the Royal Air Force during the Second World War as a Handley Page Halifax bomber pilot, and then learned his explosives skills as a bomb disposal specialist.
After the war he returned to his previous employer Rolls Royce, hoping to resume his old job, but was told "We're cutting down, you know".
Bates then started his own demolition business, drawing on his wartime expertise.He later noted that it was a good decision, as "over the years I've managed to do all right while Rolls Royce have gone steadily bust".
He was known for carrying sticks of explosive in his pockets, even producing them while giving testimony in trials, to the horror of the court.
Most high explosives are harmless unless used with a detonator, but this is not generally understood.Bates had diabetes.In August 2006 he was admitted to hospital with congestive heart failure, and on 1 September 2006 he died, aged 83.
He was buried at St Mary's church in Sandbach town centre.
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